“God you have some big kiwis and kiwi has always been my favorite fruit."I love kiwis too, but I'm not quite sure that was what he meant...
“Come on stud, fuck me like a mechanic."
*blinks slowly*
Other than those very interesting and eye-browing raising quotes (which I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cringe at) this was a quick and easy read that certainly put a smile on my face and a few laughs from my belly. Utterly fantastic humor. Great story.
Rating: 3.5